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(via did-you-kno)

(via brutalgeneration)

placebo-effected:

dubistwonderschon:

This is sick, I want one.

this probably cost a ton of money

(Source: jessicaregan, via dope-kid-smoking-dope)

zombiekcuf:

mykaylaleeann:

dont-freak-out-but-i-just:

wellthatsjustgreat:

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

• No Pulp
• With Pulp
• MORE Pulp
• LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

• Loaded With Even More Pulp
• Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
• Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
• Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
• Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
• I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
• Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
• No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
• An Orange

omg

I literally laughed so hard.
Omfg.

I. Can’t. Breathe.

(Source: kushbemyperfume, via excusemeimsorryimreallysuchalady)

im wondering why i have so many followers and yet none of them talk to me.. ever. like wtf, its almost pointless for you to follow me, just sayin.

ecuadatruth:

fuckkkk